August 31st, 2014


My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

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we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

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If you stare at the center of the universe, there is a coldness there. A blankness. Ultimately, the universe doesn’t care about us. Time doesn’t care about us. 
That’s why we have to care about each other.
David Levithan, Every Day (via bookmania)

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Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches

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yes this is a one for the road condom


yes this is a one for the road condom

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Twenty One Pilots custom one of a kind vans made by my girlfriend^.^

Front: Cover of the TwentyOnePilots (self-named) album
Outside: (Left) Lovely “You say thing with your mouth, flies and cobwebs come out” (Right) Guns for Hands
Inside: (Left) Taxi Cab “I wanna fall inside your ghost” (Right) Holding On To You “Tie a Noose around your mind, loose enough to breath fine and tie it, to a tree…”
Back: Glowing Eyes
Tongues: House of Gold and Ruby

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i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

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